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SUMMARY OF LIFE !!  I have to quit reading your diary. At my age fecal incontinance sometimes comes with laughter...but at other times... it comes alone.Neutral[E pluribus Unam] 2008-11-29 22:43:47

SUMMARY OF LIFE !!

LOLOL loved the 'summary of life' ...hehe...what a great endingVery Happy

*hugs*

LilyCool

[LilyPie]
2008-11-29 12:30:17

Thanksgiving at Celebrity Mansions!!

Hi Den,

It is ldybg....remember me. You may also know me on myspace. :) I am back.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

RayOLight

[RayOLight]
2008-11-27 20:45:39

Thanksgiving at Celebrity Mansions!!

Hi Den,

It is ldybg....remember me. You may also know me on myspace. :) I am back.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

RayOLight

[RayOLight]
2008-11-27 20:45:39

Thanksgiving at Celebrity Mansions!! Hey Denny I was hoping to see you.  Glad you commented, hope you are doing well and happy turkey day.  Talk soon.[belleman] 2008-11-27 16:06:49

Thanksgiving at Celebrity Mansions!! LOL!!!!

MyHotComments.com
HAPPY THANKSGIvING!
[Prosper]
2008-11-27 08:08:52

Thanksgiving at Celebrity Mansions!! hilarious
[tiredheart]
2008-11-26 17:26:51

Thanksgiving at Celebrity Mansions!! OJ's mansion is perfect for himVery Happy And I love the moooing chickens...hehe[LilyPie] 2008-11-26 09:32:38

TRACTOR 4 SALE !!

Smile 

[NightListener]

2008-11-25 23:30:36

TRACTOR 4 SALE !! Hahaha thats funny.... I liked this one![Rumyn] 2008-11-25 16:29:14

TRACTOR 4 SALE !! Ha-ha[realdeal] 2008-11-25 08:14:18

IT PAYS TO BE OLD!!

 I liked the last one best! It was just sooo funny. The second one was kind of sick though, if I think about it much. I actually believe there are parents who do things like that to their kids. The first one was sort of real to me too. Because if I found a bag of money, I would turn it in, and hate myself for the rest of my life. Because I know that many people would not turn it in. And I am so tired of honest people getting the short end of the stick.

 But I agree with Ray. You find the coolest stuff!

 

[E pluribus Unam]
2008-11-24 05:26:17

IT PAYS TO BE OLD!!

hehehe...those are some big ass bubblesCool

*hugs*

love... SarahWink hehehe

[LilyPie]
2008-11-21 22:42:21

IT PAYS TO BE OLD!!

Denny,

You find the coolest things online. Very funny!

You have a great week, Den.

[Ray]
2008-11-20 10:54:39

IT PAYS TO BE OLD!!

What a hoot... especially the one about the bubblegum (Im ALWAYS doing that)....Have a wonderful day my friend....

Love you...

Love and HUggs

Janica

[Rumyn]
2008-11-20 10:04:39

IT PAYS TO BE OLD!! Hillarioius!! I don't know which one is funniest--they all qualify. I appreciate your supplying me with senility jokes because when I tell them, if I forget the punchline, everyone else in the room comes up with one of their own about me. Either way it's good for a laugh.[NightListener] 2008-11-20 09:10:24

IT PAYS TO BE OLD!! pure genious!!  it gave me a great laugh before i go off to work for the day!
[kneegrowrun]
2008-11-20 08:21:45

Eternal MALES Quest ! OH DEAR! Thank goodness the Discovery Channel special wasn't about Chinese foot binding.[NightListener] 2008-11-19 12:29:40

Eternal MALES Quest ! OH DEAR! Well because I have a p...s... I felt his pain and nearly grabbed my own at the thought of the weight and it discoloring his you know what.[Prosper] 2008-11-19 10:34:04

Life in "NO LOADING ZONE" ! Hi Denny, I am glad you are semi happy.  You sound really good and hopefully your music career will turn out in your favor.  Good luck.[StarsDreamToo] 2008-11-19 10:17:18

The DAWN KEYE Diet !! Hope that's not Sarah Palin's campaign poster for 2012.[NightListener] 2008-11-19 07:22:06

The DAWN KEYE Diet !!

Denny,

that dvd company is fairly new and there's not much on the web so far. I did find this one complaint, tho.

http://www.complaints.com/2008/november/8/TVDVDMania_191954.htm

[Ray]
2008-11-18 14:27:47

The DAWN KEYE Diet !!

Hi Denny,

Thanks for the tip on tvdvdmania. I appreciate it. I'm kind of hestitate about ordering it because according to the internet only the first season was officially released and everything else is bootleg and piracy. I googled tvdvdmania and I didn't find anything negative about it but I'm still hestitate to order. I just don't want to cancel my credit card again.

All my best to you, Denny. I love to hear your singing.Very Happy

Take care.

[Ray]
2008-11-18 14:04:41

The DAWN KEYE Diet !!

HAHAHAHA thats great, I love it....

Hope you are having a blessed week so far....

Love and HUggs

Janica

[Rumyn]
2008-11-18 09:35:50

WOMAN swallowed WHOLE by LEOPARD!

Hey, that's my MOM!!!

YOU SON OF A .....

         na, just kidding!

[JesusisLord]
2008-11-17 20:25:04

WOMAN swallowed WHOLE by LEOPARD! You got me Den!!! I loved it![E pluribus Unam] 2008-11-17 19:09:26

WOMAN swallowed WHOLE by LEOPARD!

As my 2year old neice would say... "Oh me goonness grascious" (said in best 2 yr old voice)

Wow thats quite the work out outfit....

Hvae a great day...

Love and HUggs

Janica

[Rumyn]
2008-11-17 15:58:21

WOMAN swallowed WHOLE by LEOPARD! One thing I've gotta say for her--If you've got it, flaunt it![NightListener] 2008-11-17 11:30:04

WOMAN swallowed WHOLE by LEOPARD! Hey Den! Good thing she wasn't swallowed by a bumble bee![NightListener] 2008-11-17 11:29:06

WOMAN swallowed WHOLE by LEOPARD! LOL WOW[CERTiFiEDLESBO] 2008-11-17 10:04:13

WOMAN swallowed WHOLE by LEOPARD! LaughingLaughing i needed a good laugh this morning!!! that was was funny as crap!![purplecats] 2008-11-17 09:51:25

WOMAN swallowed WHOLE by LEOPARD! hahahaha toooooooooooo funnny!!!!!! thats classic[ReddOne] 2008-11-17 09:44:31

Life in "NO LOADING ZONE" !

Hi Denny,

I just thought I would check in with you.

"In the meantime, I am carrying on with the long distance affair with my current...KENNY.  This one has already lasted longer than the one with Danny, "

Wow. You are so lucky to have so many guys in your life. I will be anxious to hear how the relationship thrives.

"In the meantime, a very dear "older" friend had a $600,000.00 condo sitting empty.  He invited me to move in for two months."

I hope you do it. At that price is sounds very, very nice.

I can feel for you losing your mother last year. The holidays this year are especially difficult for me.

Take care, Den.

[Ray]
2008-11-16 20:50:18

Life in "NO LOADING ZONE" !

Hi DenVery Happy Just stopping by to say its nice to hear about whats happening with you. Glad your relationship is going well, long distance is hard, I know all about it!

When I got my new laptop I immediately bought a valid version of XP...I just didn't like Vista and it wasn't comaptible with some of my software. Ugghhh..puters!

Take Care DennySmile

*hugs*

Lily

[LilyPie]
2008-11-16 11:00:14

Life in "NO LOADING ZONE" ! Hi Denny - I hope you're not defrauded!  I'm so glad I'm not in the music industry.  I hope things go well with Kenny.  You're due for a break, I think!  I hate trying to copy and paste with Windows Vista!  Text is just so hard to select![Saved by Grace] 2008-11-15 01:09:22

Life in "NO LOADING ZONE" ! Hi Denny...so good to read an entry from you!!!![realdeal] 2008-11-14 13:58:34

Life in "NO LOADING ZONE" !

Denny....

Thanks for the update.... I hope that your recording deal is not a muse to defraud you in any way and that it is really on the up and up.....

It took me a while to get used to my lap top with vista on it as well... but now IM an "old pro" at it....

HAve a GREAT weekend, know I love you... and glad to hear you are semi happy, thats better than not being happy at all....!!!

Love HUggs and Prayers being sent your way...

Janica

[Rumyn]
2008-11-14 12:06:31

Life in "NO LOADING ZONE" ! glad to hear you are good!! and at least semi happy!! lol. i like that too and may use it, i think i am only semi happy too..lol. have a good one den, love ya!![purplecats] 2008-11-14 11:25:26

Life in "NO LOADING ZONE" ! I'm glad you're okay. It was odd not seeing a green updated sign next to your name on my favorites list each day. I was worried for moment. SERIOUSLY and I even started to call you...but I'm a complicated soul.[Prosper] 2008-11-14 10:44:33

The LIFE of the Party !

Welcome back... have missed you... Wheres an update about YOU tho?

Love you Den...

Love and HUggs

Janica

[Rumyn]
2008-11-14 08:40:45

The LIFE of the Party ! Ohmigosh!!!!!   Bad doggy!  NO NO NO[ifeelthebuzz] 2008-11-14 06:24:36

The LIFE of the Party !

Hi DenVery Happy glad you're back! Silly dogShocked

*hugs*

[LilyPie]
2008-11-13 19:07:06

The LIFE of the Party ! LOL
cool that you're back :D[roseXpetal]
2008-11-13 17:59:57

The LIFE of the Party ! Welcome back!!! now, please give us an update on YOU!! missed ya!![purplecats] 2008-11-13 15:02:16

The LIFE of the Party !

I didn't know dogs could talk, but that dog said a mouthful! I wonder how that old dog learned that new trick. Someone's obviously been working with her. Well, the good news is that at least the trainer wasn't attached.

[NightListener]
2008-11-13 13:38:52

The Children's Bible in a Nutshell ! MyHotComments.com
MyHotComments Happy Halloween
[Prosper]
2008-10-31 06:38:41

The Children's Bible in a Nutshell !  You come up with some of the best stuff! I'm gonig to miss your humor. Come back soon![E pluribus Unam] 2008-10-27 05:06:18

The Children's Bible in a Nutshell !

haha that was really funny!

Was it an email forward? or else where did you find it?

[beautifulrose]
2008-10-25 21:00:41

The Children's Bible in a Nutshell !

Hey Den...thanks for my afternoon giggleVery Happy I hope you come back soon my friend...the neighbourhood is never the same when you're gone:(

*hugs*

love...LilyCool

[LilyPie]
2008-10-25 14:14:43

The Children's Bible in a Nutshell ! Come back to us, soon, Denny! I will miss your daily funnies! This one was a hoot! LaughingLaughingLaughing
LaughingMr. Green

Love and Light,
Mucha
[Muchado]
2008-10-24 23:33:44

The Children's Bible in a Nutshell !

Will miss you Denny.... Love ya bunches... Have fun doing whatever you are doing.....

Love and HUggs

Janica

[Rumyn]
2008-10-24 09:32:08

The Children's Bible in a Nutshell !

That was great! Aside from the thought of hilary clinton being naked!

[Prosper]
2008-10-23 11:31:03

The Children's Bible in a Nutshell !

Denny! Denny! Denny!

This was one of THE BEST AND FUNNIEST!

I'll miss you, but I'm thinking this may be a trip to Las Vegas to record your CD?  If so, I know something great is coming? By that, I'm referring to your CD, even though it might apply to you as well. But in that regard, as we all know, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Still it would probably be nice for you if while there you get the chance to show someone the money.

[NightListener]

2008-10-23 08:33:02

Political Science for Dummies !! Very Good! Who-ever wrote this, knows about cows!Confused[E pluribus Unam] 2008-10-22 17:03:33

Political Science for Dummies !!

I loved this, Denny!  What a great start to the morning!

[Saved by Grace]
2008-10-22 16:20:25

Political Science for Dummies !! Very funny! If you could come up with enough examples to make up a book, you could publish it and make a lot of moolah.[NightListener] 2008-10-22 11:38:13

Political Science for Dummies !! I love this!!![realdeal] 2008-10-22 11:32:16

Political Science for Dummies !!

Hi Denny,

I loved your political science for dummies.LOL

"I found myself wishing I was in Chili...drinking a nice cup of sweet coffee....The Chiliean people have such a CAPPUCHINO color....very beautiful people, at least the ones I've met in Florida."

CHILE is a wonderful country. You're lucky to know anyone here in the U.S. who's Chilean. The only Chilean I know is my friend who lives in Chile. As you know, I live in Minnesota and the the only people around here are Swedes and Norwegians.LOL

You're lucky to live in Miami with all of those hot looking hispanic. There are a few hispanic people here but not many.

Take care, Denny.

[Ray]
2008-10-22 11:29:45

Political Science for Dummies !! The Iraqi Corpoartion had me in stitches. Sounds just about right! Mr. Green[Prosper] 2008-10-22 08:51:45

Political Science for Dummies !! this is FUNNY!!!! 
[PrettyLittleMask]
2008-10-22 07:17:05

Political Science for Dummies !! Hahaha!! This is hilarious! [jaxiam] 2008-10-22 06:54:34

Political Science for Dummies !!

OMG!
This is totally
hillarious and
absolutely true.

†Broken Angel†

[CrimsonWinter]
2008-10-22 06:31:34

A NUN's HABIT ! Oops ! I guess I better pack some sun tan lotion for my final destination.[E pluribus Unam] 2008-10-21 17:35:06

A NUN's HABIT ! Lol, funny as always.[roseXpetal] 2008-10-21 11:49:47

A NUN's HABIT !

Too late for me! I'm already frozen over.

Denny, you nailed me! Well, not like Sara Pipalini, but definitely by your first paragraph--and probably not surprisingly, by your breakfast conversation story. This weekend I heard myself nagging my wife repeatedly in the kitchen as if I were hormonal, but unfortunately I think I'm just old and cranky. It may not pass. At least not without a laxitive. Let's face it, we've all known all along that beneath my calm, wise, rational exterior there's always been a assinine crackpot jerk trying to get out.

[NightListener]
2008-10-21 09:19:58

Dancing with the Stars...SURPRISE!!

Wow!! Who Wouln't vote for that?!

[E pluribus Unam]
2008-10-21 04:46:18

Dancing with the Stars...SURPRISE!!

LOLOLLaughing Hey Den...love the jokes...especially Obama & PalinLaughing Check out the joke I posted..I think you'll get a chuckle out of itWink

*hugs*

LilyCool

[LilyPie]
2008-10-20 19:33:17

Dancing with the Stars...SURPRISE!!

I'm sure that wasn't the first time Paul Newman had that kind of experience. As for the woman, I hope it wasn't a long, hot summer.

Thanks for the Dancing with the Stars photo. I need to lighten up about the election. On that subject I've become predictable and a total bore.

[NightListener]
2008-10-20 14:19:10

Dancing with the Stars...SURPRISE!!

Loved the first picture. Funny stories. Lol, haha, Obama and Palin...lol.

[roseXpetal]
2008-10-20 10:21:56

Dancing with the Stars...SURPRISE!!

Good Morning my dear friend...

I hope the weekend treated you well....

Thanks for the giggles in the morning, they help get me going!

Denny youre like my coffee fix in the a.m.   LOL

Have a wonderful day... Love you

Love and HUggs

Janica

[Rumyn]
2008-10-20 08:13:17

If My Body Were A Car ! I dont think I would want to be a car. I wouldn't want anyone to look under my hood or check my oil.Wink[E pluribus Unam] 2008-10-18 19:54:31

If My Body Were A Car ! that is such a cool way to describe things. ^.^
[gratefulXdanger]
2008-10-17 15:52:46

If My Body Were A Car !

Laughing

funny :)

-ava

[sekritsin]
2008-10-17 14:23:31

If My Body Were A Car !

HAHAHAHAH thats GREAT.... Im going to print this out and share it with my nursing assistant class tonight, they will get a giggle from it....

Have a fabulous weekend Denny... Love you...

Love and HUggs

Janica

[Rumyn]
2008-10-17 13:22:29

THE HEART ATTACK GRILL !! What?....No pickles or Jalapinos[E pluribus Unam] 2008-10-17 04:36:24

THE HEART ATTACK GRILL !! I think you're right about gay life. -sigh-[roseXpetal] 2008-10-16 20:29:28

THE HEART ATTACK GRILL !!

Oh mi goodness, those are the biggest burgers I think Ive ever seen.... I wonder how people eat them? Me Id have to disect it and eat it in parts, and I know for sure I would never be able to finish a whole one.... Ughhhhhhh gives me a tummy ache just thinking about it!

Have a wonderful day my friend....

Love you...

Love and HUggs

Janica

[Rumyn]
2008-10-16 13:15:16

THE HEART ATTACK GRILL !! I can't even say "double cheeseburger" without feeling fat..I can't imagine having one of those in front of me...ugh.[caffeinefree] 2008-10-15 19:28:26

THE HEART ATTACK GRILL !!

Wow! Talk about stacked!

And the hamburgers look good too.

[NightListener]
2008-10-15 18:19:38

New CAMPBELL'S Soup !! I loved the pumpkin picture - that's a good one![Saved by Grace] 2008-10-15 05:39:12

New CAMPBELL'S Soup !! Great Bubba Joke!(But it wouldn't work in Texas) It never gets that cold.[E pluribus Unam] 2008-10-14 17:51:08

New CAMPBELL'S Soup !! Hi Denny!!![realdeal] 2008-10-14 12:08:23

New CAMPBELL'S Soup !! I'll never eat pumpkin seeds again! And I'm not sure about pumpkin pie. On the other hand, if I can eat turkey stuffing, I guess I can eat anything.[NightListener] 2008-10-14 11:00:15

New CAMPBELL'S Soup !!

Never saw that one coming... LOL

Im going to pass that one along in email....

Thanks for visiting my diary today.... A little daily dose of Denny is always a good thing for me...  Very Happy

Have a super day....

Love and HUggs

Janica

[Rumyn]
2008-10-14 10:09:06

New CAMPBELL'S Soup !!

I could not get te second link to work here at school... will try it at home  :)

Have a wonderful day today Den....

Love you bunches and heaps....

Love and HUggs

Janica

[Rumyn]

2008-10-14 08:20:41

SUBMARINE RACES !! LOL--Aside from hearing a song that made me smile, I think after reading this entry, this is the first time I smiled all day. I probably look like that baby right about now doing the same thing...just wondering. [Prosper] 2008-10-13 11:38:52

SUBMARINE RACES !!

OOOOooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh that baby is too cute!!!!!  Makes me want one... Wait no not really...

Have a great week Denny....Love you

Love and HUggs

Janica

[Rumyn]
2008-10-13 09:50:42

SUBMARINE RACES !!

Very good! One might suspect that as a spectator sport submarine racing would be below see level.

As for political shit, if you check the polls to see who's winning, the answer is "Depends!"

[NightListener]
2008-10-13 09:49:54

SUBMARINE RACES !!  Now That!!! Is a classic!!!! I loved it!!! ....Who won?Neutral[E pluribus Unam] 2008-10-13 04:52:16

WONDERS of the HUMAN BODY! I liked the human body facts. Number 9 is true, but it is a bitch to swallow them! Mr. Green

Love and Light,
Mucha

[Muchado]
2008-10-12 20:46:45

WONDERS of the HUMAN BODY!

Hi Denny,

I really liked the wonders of the human body. I learned something new today. Hope all is well with you Take care. *Hugs*

[Ray]
2008-10-11 13:21:04

WONDERS of the HUMAN BODY!

Hey Den!

Thanks for the link to The Bershire Seven on MySpace. The music is terrific and definitely reminiscent of a time in my life. I've always thought of you as being at least 10 years younger that I am. I graduated from college in 1968. Enough said.

I'm a very visual person. When I read a story, a sense of place develops with the assistance of Google maps. Along the way you've created for me a vision of Kentucky that has taken me from the banks of the Ohio up into the hills and mountains, from very small and isolated towns to mid-size crossroads and now to Lexington. Because your story has been told over a number of years, these places become anchors for a saga. Having driven through rather hilly parts of Kentucky, I am really surprised to see through Google how level Lexington is. Thanks for sharing another part of your history with us.

[NightListener]

2008-10-11 00:01:23

WONDERS of the HUMAN BODY! Ok...you got me this time... I did the nose thing and then counted to 30 like a little idiot. And why is that monkey laughing? At least I dont play with myself and then sniff my fingers.[E pluribus Unam] 2008-10-09 16:52:24

WONDERS of the HUMAN BODY! haha lol omg stalker! how did u know i was putting my thumb against my nose??? lo l(its true btw):) [WintersFire] 2008-10-09 10:55:50

WONDERS of the HUMAN BODY!

Hahahaha that last one was funny.....  And yes I did it....

I dream ALOT does that mean I am a genius?  WooT...

Have a wonderful Thursday my friend...

Love and HUggs

Janica

[Rumyn]
2008-10-09 09:52:55

WONDERS of the HUMAN BODY! I've had this cup of tea between my legs for more than 30 minutes and it still isn't even luke-warm.[NightListener] 2008-10-09 09:31:00

A Better Understanding of WALL STREET!!
MySpace Comments
Sorry I haven’t kept in touch.
[bones14711]
2008-10-08 19:08:01

A Better Understanding of WALL STREET!! RYN: Shocked LOL I am completely out of it.[Prosper] 2008-10-08 10:32:27

A Better Understanding of WALL STREET!! Perhaps I'm really tired today but I don't get the chocoalate mug cake joke. I'm assuming its joke about weight gain or maybe I took it too seriously as I was mentally going through my cabinet at home, trying to see if I had those ingredients--idk.[Prosper] 2008-10-08 09:59:50

A Better Understanding of WALL STREET!! Oh I just love your entries!  I havvvve to try the cup o cake![ifeelthebuzz] 2008-10-07 22:05:15

A Better Understanding of WALL STREET!!  You didn't offend me at all Denny. As it turns out, I am only offended by jokes that make fun of cross-eyed penguins and giraffes that do drugs.(BTW) If you were a Giraffe, you would probably be doing drugs too.[E pluribus Unam] 2008-10-07 17:25:02

A Better Understanding of WALL STREET!!

Den...

As usual.. great stuff....

*wonders if that chocolate cake actually works*  LOL

HAve a beautiful day my dear friend... Love You

Love and HUggs

Janica

[Rumyn]
2008-10-07 08:36:08

CADBURYS CHOCOLATE...**WARNING**!!

Lol
Nice one. Laughing

:]

[roseXpetal]
2008-10-06 18:28:28

CADBURYS CHOCOLATE...**WARNING**!!

Hahahaha... looks like I may have eaten too much of the cadbury's already....  LOL

Naw, not quiet THAT bad....

This one was too too funny.... I have to share it...

Love and HUggs

Janica

[Rumyn]
2008-10-06 13:53:02

hmmmmm.....WHY DO......

Hehehehe....I liked his entry... and yes I DID try to touch all my teeth... LOL

Have a great day Denny....

Love Ya...

Love and HUggs

Janica

[Rumyn]
2008-10-06 13:45:34

CADBURYS CHOCOLATE...**WARNING**!!

OMG

[StarsDreamToo]
2008-10-06 13:25:51

CADBURYS CHOCOLATE...**WARNING**!!

I almost never eat Cadbury chocolate. But last weekend while I was traveling I decide to stop at a drugstore to buy at drugstore prices a few items to have at the airport. Since my plane was more than an hour late in departing, I was glad I did.

I decided to buy from the candy rack a few more items than I might have since some were greatly reduced in price (bad choice, I know--saving money should never be the motive for increasing caloric intake. The perfect diet is when caloric intake=colonic output.) One item I bought was a Cadbury raisin-nut milk chocolate bar. I was sorry after the first bite because it was too milky and had the texture of clay. The next day I read about Cadbury recalling some of its chocolates due to contamination of Chinese milk with melomine. It seems the recall affects basically the Asian market, but the way so much in the States is made in China, one never can be sure.

Anyway having felt saved from my television career starting and ending with a guest appearance on CSI, now you're telling me I need to watch out for "Extreme Makeover" and "Ambush Makeover." Who would have thought that a bad tasting candy bar could result in having bad taste in fashion?

Wish you could animate the photo. Then they could appear to dance to the cast album of "Chorus Line"--"Dance 10, Looks Minus 10."

[NightListener]
2008-10-06 13:22:37

hmmmmm.....WHY DO...... I was born in 1946, after FDR, after WWII, after the bombings of Japan, while Truman was in office. Truman remains one of my heroes. He was a model of decisiveness and humility.[NightListener] 2008-10-05 11:48:59

hmmmmm.....WHY DO......

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? 

Holy crap!

[NightListener]
2008-10-05 11:42:14

hmmmmm.....WHY DO......

If people evolved from apes, Why are there still apes?

An election was held. Some apes opted for change. Some voted for four more years of the same. After many years, some apes looked back and said--"I haven't voted for change in many years. Why should I change now?"

[NightListener]
2008-10-05 11:36:08

hmmmmm.....WHY DO...... lmao!!! I tried the tounge thing, it works, untill u made me feel like an idiot...lmao!!!!Mr. Greenfunny....[Sbl00d] 2008-10-05 10:42:10

hmmmmm.....WHY DO...... Oh Jimi!Shocked The little dancing man at the bottom of your page is great!!Mr. Green[TreeHugging] 2008-10-05 10:33:18

hmmmmm.....WHY DO...... I really enjoyed this entry! So funny. Got me thinking. And yes, I did try touching all my teeth with my tongue, but there was no stupid smile lol. Have a great day![jennay] 2008-10-05 09:53:35

hmmmmm.....WHY DO...... OhmylordwhyDOESN'T
Tarzan have a beard?[xxshay]
2008-10-05 09:31:40

hmmmmm.....WHY DO...... Oh yea...I didn't touch all of my teeth with my tongue. I only did about five before I realized that I was being an idiot. So I guess you could say I am not as idiotic as most. But still an idiot, never-the -less.[E pluribus Unam] 2008-10-05 09:25:20

hmmmmm.....WHY DO......

Great stuff again Denny. The big negative about old Harry Truman was, that he dropped two atom Bombs on Japan, before we ever elected him as President. (He became president because FDR died in early 1945. A few months later, the A-bomb was developed and within 2 months he dropped it on Hiroshema and Nagasaki.

 It wasn't until 1948, three years later, that he was actually elected president.

[E pluribus Unam]
2008-10-05 09:17:25

hmmmmm.....WHY DO...... LaughingLaughing

Yup. I am an idiot, so I guess you got some company!

Love and Light,
Mucha

[Muchado]
2008-10-05 09:06:52

hmmmmm.....WHY DO...... awww. the idiot-teeth-thing made me smile.[thehidden1] 2008-10-05 08:39:59

WOOD PECKERING!!! LaughingLaughingLaughing

I got a smile from this, and also from E pluribus Unam's comment.

Love and Light,
Mucha
[Muchado]
2008-10-03 20:50:02

WOOD PECKERING!!!

 This entry reminded me of a an entry I wrote several years ago... Here it is...

" The Pecking Order"
  
The Sun is a star, but so is Gregory Peck.But is the Sun a bigger star than Gregory Peck.What if Gregory Peck is the bigger star.Would that make the Sun number two in the Pecking order?And if Big Bird is a star too,would he be higher in the Pecking order than even Gregory Peck? And if Gregory Peck ordered eight quarts of French Fries from McDonalds,wouldn't he be the first in the pecking order to order a peck? I wonder if Big Bird has a pecker...I mean,I know he has a pecker,because his bill is a pecker.But I wonder if he has a pecker pecker.(if you know what I mean)Because if Big Bird has a bill pecker and not a pecker pecker,then I think we should chip in and get him a pecker pecker and let him send us the bill.I wonder if Bill Clinton has a Pecker.And if Bill Clinton has a pecker,I wonder if his peckers name is Bill too.Or perhaps its name is Bill two.If its name is Bill or Bill two,perhaps he calls it Little Bill. Or perhaps Big bill. But weather its called Big Bill or little Bill or Bill or Bill two, I bet Bill doesn't use his pecker as much as Big Bird uses his bill.I wonder how Bill Clinton would fit in the pecking order.If Big Bird has a bill pecker but not a pecker pecker,and Bill has a pecker pecker but not a bill pecker,(even though his name is Bill)Then that means that Bill is a pecker ahead,but not nessisarily a pecker head.Gregory Peck is not a pecker head either,but because he stopped by McDonalds,he is a Peck ahead.


[E pluribus Unam]
2008-10-03 18:11:41

WOOD PECKERING!!!

LOL thats cute!!!!

Have a wonderful weekend my friend... I love ya....

Love and HUggs always...

Janica

[Rumyn]
2008-10-03 10:31:50

WOOD PECKERING!!! But there's no place like home for the holidays.[NightListener] 2008-10-03 08:40:32

BEST Come-back line EVER????

 I am probably going to start eating sweet potato pie instead of pumpkin pie now. Please dont tell me any horror storys about s..xually promiscuous sweet potatos...Ok?Neutral

[E pluribus Unam]
2008-10-02 17:04:32

BEST Come-back line EVER???? OMG So funny! I really liked this..... It's just too sad that it's true.... Thanks for the laugh[angelinhell] 2008-10-02 10:47:20

BEST Come-back line EVER????

Hey Den!

Hope Phoenix and recording have gone well for you.

Please go to page 28 in the diary of jmf1968 where he has posted his performances with voice and guitar of 6 songs he has written. I think you'll enjoy these performances greatly and you may have some ideas to offer him. I don't think he's seeking a professional career in entertainment, but I think he has the talent to succeed

[NightListener]
2008-10-01 12:13:46

BEST Come-back line EVER???? Laughing LOL that was soooo funny!!!!!!!!! [StarsDreamToo] 2008-10-01 10:20:24

BEST Come-back line EVER????

HAHAHAHA thats GREAT... tooo funnnyyyyyyyyyyyy....

Have a beautiful day my friend...Love you much!!!

Love and HUggs

Janica

[Rumyn]
2008-10-01 07:59:54

BEST Come-back line EVER???? How on Earth did he have the presence of mind to think of that?  Funnneeeee![Saved by Grace] 2008-10-01 03:53:35

BEST Come-back line EVER???? Hi Ho Silver and........... what theeee   Shocked  Embarassed[ifeelthebuzz] 2008-10-01 02:13:21

BEST Come-back line EVER???? Wish I'd said that, but on the other hand I'm rather glad not to have been in a situation where that line would have been so clever. I hope they removed that pumpkin from the pumkin patch, and that if not, that at least it becomes a jack-o-lantern rather than a pumpkin pie. I wonder if that was how Smashing Pumpkins got their name.[NightListener] 2008-10-01 00:22:38

BEST Come-back line EVER????

In cinderellla the horse turned into a pumpkin right?

[Prosper]
2008-09-30 13:08:58

BEST Come-back line EVER???? Okay maybe I'm not getting it but was he supposed to be having s..x with a horse? [Prosper] 2008-09-30 13:07:50

WHAT TV TEACHES.....!!! This was so confusing - I'm glad I'm Australian![Saved by Grace] 2008-09-28 04:50:30

WHAT TV TEACHES.....!!!  Ok ... So are you saying that you are "not" a republican?  I personally, am going to flip a coin and vote this November. I would like to vote for that "Chad" guy from Florida, but I heard they "hung" him eight years ago. If Florida had not been so buisy hanging Chad, then maybe Al Gore would have won the Presidentcy. I guess that proves that one guy really can make a differance.[E pluribus Unam] 2008-09-26 17:39:57

WHAT TV TEACHES.....!!!

*places hands on cheeks and says...." Oh mi goodness

Ive missed you, Ive been ready just havent had too much to say that seemed worthwhile to share any how...

HOw are you doing? Send me a messege in myspace andlet me know....

Love ya hun...

Love and HUggs

Janica

[Rumyn]
2008-09-26 10:43:31

WHAT TV TEACHES.....!!!

Although my head is spinning....great points.

[Bombay Sapphire]
2008-09-26 08:51:10

ADAM & EVE'S PETS !! Call a dog, and he will come to you.  Call a cat and he will look at you as if to say, "Leave your card and I'll get back to you."[Saved by Grace] 2008-09-25 04:01:34

ADAM & EVE'S PETS !!

Hi Denny,

"Like you, I loved MY LITTLE MARGIE.  Gail Storm was a fantastic singer,"

I learned something new today. I never knew that Gale Storm was a singer. I love those old shows from my childhood. They give me pleasant memories.

Thanks for the link to the graphics. I bookmarked it. It looks like alot of fun. I'm going to explore it further.

Speaking of graphics. I like the squarrel giving the other squarel a back rub. It put me in the mood for a good back rub.Very Happy

You take care, Denny. Many *hugs*.

[Ray]
2008-09-24 12:09:25

ADAM & EVE'S PETS !!

I looooooove this one!

[StarsDreamToo]
2008-09-24 11:36:50

ADAM & EVE'S PETS !!

My wife can't stand cats--is afraid of them, yet in a group of people, she's the one they're drawn to. When she was small she saw a dog grab a cat in its mouth and tear it apart.

Although I like cats, I have to ignore them at home because of my wife ever since I received a call from her while I was at an airport in another city. She complained that she couldn't water the plants on the patio because 2 cats whom I was in the habit of petting, were hanging out there.

My mother used to be afraid of cats. Now in assisted living she welcomes a house cat who comes up on her bed to visit. She refers to it as a dog, but once recently I heard her address the cat as "Putty Tat."

[NightListener]
2008-09-24 11:34:34

ADAM & EVE'S PETS !!

LMAO---- want two cats...I will trade for a beagle...

Miss my beagle. Luv my cats, but they do not give a *&%$ one way or another for sure. LOL...

[HurtingTruth]

2008-09-24 09:37:55

**BEDTIME VIRUS WARNING** LOL I thought that this was DEAD serious until the things that it could cause took a turn for the worse. [Prosper] 2008-09-23 10:29:26

**BEDTIME VIRUS WARNING** 15 of those 17 Million people having s..x are probably having s..x on the computer. Oops! There goes my right knee![NightListener] 2008-09-22 22:38:29

**BEDTIME VIRUS WARNING**  Damn! I accidently opened that Bedtime virus, and it did everything you said it would. PLus...it caused my microwave to get so hot that it caused my baked potato to implode. My baked potato created a black hole which swallowed up my cat. And now my wife thinks I am the anti-christ.[E pluribus Unam] 2008-09-22 21:23:20

**BEDTIME VIRUS WARNING** I sooo needed this...you made me smile...thanks![StarsDreamToo] 2008-09-22 14:08:55

**BEDTIME VIRUS WARNING**

hahahahhahahahahha I don't care how many people are having s..x. Just tells me that I can wait for mines. I love this entry. :D

LadyPrecious.

[loveaffair]
2008-09-22 10:07:16

BUBBA in PARIS !! Damn! No French Girl has ever asked me if I was in the Furniture Buisness!Neutral[E pluribus Unam] 2008-09-21 09:27:59

BUBBA in PARIS !! Obviously by "Bubba," you're not referring to Bill Clinton. He would have known how to seal a deal. And he certainly is fluent in French. He might also think of the Eiffel Tower as a celebratory tribute to his accomplishments in the Oval Orifice--particularly since the lights on the Tower have started blinking for 10 minutes at the top of every hour.[NightListener] 2008-09-20 10:41:04

BUBBA in PARIS !! LOL! Poor Bubba and to this day I'm almost certain he's still a virgin.Mr. Green[Prosper] 2008-09-20 10:39:54

Maxine says,

" had to re-read...I first thought you said while in Portugal you bought a table cloth "AND" a man on the street! LOL!"

That's funny.LOL Unfortunately, I only had money for the table cloth. I should have forgotten about the table cloth and just bought the man.LOL

Btw, I like your graphic of the monkey that you put below your comment to me.

Take care.

[Ray]
2008-09-19 16:24:47

WOMEN....and their men !

Very cute ones Den....

Thanks for the chuckle....I need those every so often....lately it seems like I need a good laugh more often than not.... but thats for a whole nother entry....LOL

Have a great day my friend....

Love you!!!

Love and HUggs

Janica

[Rumyn]
2008-09-19 08:09:42

Maxine says, I'm doing ok now i know what it feels like to be broken up with it SUCKS haha you can't sleep i can always eat though thats a good thing.  Thanx denny for showing that your always there no matter how far away we are.  How are you by the way? God bless Love B[subtlechicka] 2008-09-18 23:29:19

Maxine says, What happens if you step on a goose?[NightListener] 2008-09-18 17:12:31

Maxine says, LMAO that was almost TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny! The black joke you've posted haHA!!!! No I seriously laughed out loud because if you got to my entry called "My Dislikes" or something like that. one of the things you'll see is "LARGE DOGS!" Must be black thing! That was funny! [Prosper] 2008-09-18 15:36:33

WOMEN....and their men !

Ha!  Those were great!  Thanks for sharing.

[ifeelthebuzz]
2008-09-18 05:43:28

WOMEN....and their men ! hehe very funny. I have prayed that prayer once or twice when I was married to my ex.
[Muchado]
2008-09-18 02:53:15

WOMEN....and their men ! Nowadays when someone steps out of the shower, the first thing we check is whether they've mowed the lawn.[NightListener] 2008-09-17 17:48:18

WOMEN....and their men !

haha these r cutee(:
my favorite is "married u for ur money" lol.

Love, kayla.xo.

[luvable45]
2008-09-17 17:30:31

The Banana Test ! I'm here, Denny! Hey! I got the coconut tree one right! I said none of them, because it's a coconut tree.

I needed a boost to my self esteem today! Mr. Green

Love and Light,
Mucha